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Package from “onbside” all the way from Chicago!

Look what I got in the mail last night! Yet another package :) Took a while. But I appreciate it. Look they had to re-write Hong Kong just in case, to be sure it didn’t arrive in Japan. Cuz we don’t speak Japanese in Hong Kong. Hahaha.

Yea baby yeah! This should be an interesting read. A nice big shout out goes to (onbside) a.k.a Nadia for sending this copy of Frank 151 all the way from Chi town Chicago! That’s just dope y’all.

- #chicago
- #hong kong
- #frank 151
- #book
- #arabic
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onbside said: sorry it took so long! enjoy!
purpwindnfire said: nice
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