Intimate Vibes by Jaffagazanian on Mixcloud
Fresh new tracks from 2011. It’s lookin’ like it’s gonna be a good year with what’s coming out so far. But I apologize in advance for the John Legend track. I had to put it on. It’s another cover of Adele’s track and I just love it.
If you would like to download the mix, then head over to this link: http://bit.ly/eXLh5Y
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